content by chad slacker copyright 2001. don't steal, dude.
all content by chad slacker copyright 2001. don't steal, dude.
because living in a house with babes and hot tubs and lots of money isn't as awesome as it sounds...
12/24 -- a chad slacker christmas.
'twas the night before christmas, and all down the block
we were drinking and dancing and making all merry,
strutting around like he thinks he's so cool.
of course all the women were all about drew
he like ruined my night, so i went off to bed
i woke up much later to the sight of snow
i thought we were having another break-in.
down the chimney? he'd be pushing his luck.
he ate all our cookies, as rude as can be.
but then he left gifts, so i guess that's okay.
juliette came downstairs and said "holy shit!
she had no purse and she had no pocket
she said "wanna light it?" and i said "i'll pass"
it shot in the air with a wimpy shriek
but then things got a whole lot less tame,
and oh, this sucked in so many ways.
i yelled for help but i started to choke.
a fireman showed up to end all the trouble
so now our christmas was totally screwed.
"y'all must have brains the size of a mouse
things have come to a most uncool pass.
the presents were ashes, the women were blue.
(hope your christmas was better, yo.)